Islamic Jokes

A person called Shaikh Mutlaq and asked, "O Shaikh, I enter the toilet having my mobile phone and the whole Quran is stored on it, is that allowed?" Shaikh: Yes, there is nothing wrong with that. Caller: But Shaikh!!! the Quran is saved there! how come??!! Shaikh: O brother! it's okay, it's only saved in the memory of the phone. Caller: Shaikh!! THIS IS THE QURAN!!! … [Read more...] about Quran and Mobile Phone

In a Masjid they were teaching how Allah created everything , including human beings. Little Abdullah seemed intrigued when they told him how Hawa was created, out of one of Adam's (alayhi salaam) ribs. Later in the week, Abdullah's mother noticed him lying down as though he was ill, and asked: "Abdullah, what is the matter?" Little Abdullah responded, "I have pain on my … [Read more...] about Little Abdullah and the Creation of Everything

Imaam Ash-Sha‛bee (may Allah have mercy on him) related that he one day heard Al-Mughirah ibn Shu‛bah (may Allah be pleased with him) say, "The only person who ever defeated me in anything was a young man from the clan of Banu Al-Ḥaarith ibn Ka‛b. That occurred when I proposed to a woman from Banu Al-Ḥaarith. When I did so, a young man from the same clan was seated nearby and … [Read more...] about She is Not the Right Wife

Three people were praying salat in jamath. A man walks by and without knowing they are in salah says "Assalamu Alaikum". One man in salat says "Walaikum Assalam". The second person angrily says "Wastagfirullah, you are not supposed to talk in salat". The third person praying says "Alhamdulillah, I didn't talk." … [Read more...] about Talking in Salah

Hija purchased a sack of flour and hired a labourer to carry it. The labourer ran off with the whole sack. On seeing the labourer after a few days, Hija hid from him. "Why are you hiding from him?" the people asked. He replied, "I fear that he may ask for his wage". … [Read more...] about Hija and the Thief