Islamic Jokes

Abu Hasan relates that a man said to Hija "I heard a loud noise comming from your house." He replied "It was the sound of my falling shirt". The man exclaimed "The sound of your falling shirt was so loud?" He replied "When I was inside the shirt, would I not have fallen with it?" … [Read more...] about The Falling Shirt

The Ameer of the town appealed for funds to build a wall around the graveyard. Mulla Nasruddin, who was also present got up and responded: "There is absolutely no need for any wall around the graveyard!" When the Ameer asked why, The Mulla responded: "Because those who are inside cannot escape and those who are outside would not like to go there. Why waste money?" … [Read more...] about The Graveyard Wall

A fool consoling a man on his brothers's death said "May Allah give you a big reward and have mercy on your brother and save him from the questions of Gog and Magog". All those present noticed his mistake and began to laugh at him and asked "Is it Gog and Magog that will question?" He replied "May Allah curse the devil, my tongue slipped. I wanted to say Harooth and Marooth". … [Read more...] about The Questioning in the Grave

A business man with 4 sons was on his death bed. His wife was next to him. He asked, "Where is Abdullah (first son)?" Crying, she said he is right next to him. Then he asked, "Where is Hanif (second son)?" She said he is right beside Abdullah. He asked "Where is Yusuf (third son)?" She said he is sitting near his legs. Then he asked "Where is Mustafa (fourth son)?" She said he … [Read more...] about The Dieing Business Man

A bedouin joined the Imam for Fajar Salah. He had an appointment after the prayer but the Imam decided to recite Surah Baqarah (The Cow). As a result of the length of this Surah, the bedouin was delayed and missed his appointment. The next day he arrived early and joined the Imam again, who this time began to recite Surah Feel (The Elephant). As soon as the beduoin heard the … [Read more...] about A Bedouin’s Appointment